Put the dick in their mouth so I guess it's fuck what they say (Bad Company Edition)

I need to figure out the pros and cons of two shifts at work. So, excuse me for a moment.

Pros of 1st shift:
I'm done before noon (AKA holy shit fuck the lunch rush)
Don't have to deal with the pizza sales
Don't have to deal with dollar days quite as much (AKA holy shit fuck the lunch rush 2.0)
3-4 hours of mostly peace and quiet
Scotty is hell of awesome
Goes by faster
I get to set the tone for the day (not clean up someone else's mess)
Extra dollar an hour

Cons:
Fucking busy as of late
More time with the boss
First shifters suuuuccckkkk
I miss the boys on second shift
I have zero-point-zero chance of maintaining a social life
I am tired all the time
I have to be up at freaking 1:40am
I have to be in bed, at the latest, by 9. (AKA I'm a night owl)
Sally. 'Nuff said.
My lady may or may not be working a second shift job now
Glazer and Cake Donut sales.
Having only one day off at a time means that I only get to sleep in for awhile on that day, cos I have to be in bed early.

I still don't know. I'm going to need to know soon though.

In other news, Paramore in 15 days. #hahahawooo #shutuplady #PARAMORE #!!!!!