Good, good bye. Good, good night.

*surfaces and gasps for breath*

Dear lord, I think I almost drown. At least, I almost drown in... forgetting about you? Blogger? Yeah, I got nothing.

Anyway. Hey, hi. How's it going?

First thing's first, I always have a phone if Tumblr is unrespond-able. Tumblr is stupid. It's really just my second Twitter. And I almost typed "sexond" three fucking times. Freudian slip? Maybe! But probably not. I'm not really all horned up, you know? OR MAYBE I AM. I guess you just don't know.

Surprisingly, though, I am drinking. Again. Because I'm bored. And my roommate's gone. So, you know what I do. Drink and watch Mythbusters. Oh Kari. *swoon*

Anyway. Let's start where that last Tumblr post left off.

Sometimes, my friends are fucking crazy. I guess that I didn't realize that I was in a relationship for the last however many months since you moved away, blog. Apparently, we're in break up mode. And not like our break up. A dirty, awkward, hate-filled break up.

First of all, I do believe that I am not the one that is leaving. Sure, I acted like a dick at first. I admitted it and I apologized profusely for it (because I am full of Catholic-guilt). I also found out through a text. Well, sort of. You know the whole story. So yes, I acted like a jerk. And I acknowledge it and I am sorry about it. But apparently that means that I am completely cut out of her life. And you know what? That's fine. I really don't care anymore. Yes, for a time it upset me. Yes, it does kind of grate on my skin that she has no time for me or Sam but she has time for people she constantly bitches about. Yes, I am QUITE curious as to what she has to say behind my back since the thing she was best at was talking shit about everyone, with two exceptions, we knew. Though, maybe it's one exception. I've never heard her say anything bad about Kelli. Well, that's not true either. Though the things about Kelli were true (she's bad at her phone. Like, REALLY REALLY bad) and not nearly as venomous as the things she said about others.

But yes. Apparently it's awkward break up mode. I really don't even want her up north anymore because I think it's just going to be fucking weird. And I think she's going to be weird about me being fine with one of the people I've known the longest and my ex who happens to be my best friend. Sam thinks it will be okay. I think it will be awkward; very much so at first and only slightly for the rest of the weekend.

But whatever. I'm kind of over it.

It's humid in the house. It's pissing me off. I can't keep the doors open because all the bugs are like "LOL GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT TRY TO GET THROUGH THE SCREEN" and my cats are like "LOL FOOD" and I'm like STFU. /firstworldproblems

I'm so excited for cabin. Srsly.

My house is completely torn apart. Would it be weird to clean it at 11pm? Yeah. You're right. Kind of weird.

Captain Whiny McOrangeButt is being super annoying.

It's still hot in here.

I love my new car. A lot. She's pretty great. I even have Mooninites for her already. Silver, in honor of Jake (RIP)

I know I have a lot to say, but I just got a call, blog. So I'm not sure where it all went.
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