You're drunk in your desire.

I'm bored as fuck and drunk.

Headline: I'm drunk again.

This time, though, I'm watching My Little Pony on Netflix. KK didn't say a word. Good. I would have thrown fists. I only take shit from people I really like. Not that I don't like her. She just hasn't earned the right to make fun of my shit.

My hands hurt like fuck.

I don't want to go to work on Monday.

Yes, I realize that today is still Saturday for me.

I was going to get a bunch of writing done today, but I honestly didn't feel like it. Well, that, and Twitter conversations happened. I can't focus on two kinds of conversations at once.

Goddamn needy internet.

The amount of which I'm attaching to women I have no chance with is somewhat worrying. Due to conversations within the last week, and especially today, I'm beginning to worry for my sanity.
Again.

The house keeps breaking. First the window, then the screen door. lolwut.

Headline: I'm still too poor to afford food. Awesome.

Beth gave me two, count 'em, two bottles of alcohol yesterday. Yay feeding my alcoholism and dependency on legal drugs!

I feel like it's starting to get out of control. But I haven't let it unravel me yet, blog. Please... please don't let me get out of control. I'm asking you, me, the higher power, fuck... I'm asking anything that can keep me on the right track. Please don't let me turn into my father. Please.

I'm begging.

Things to not look good for Homestar Runner.

Wait a second. Yes they do! I'm the BEST IN THE WORLD! I can do ANYTHING!

The time it takes for me to go from self-depreciating to overly cocky is amazing. I think I'm bipolar.

BEST IN THE WORLD.
go die in a fire.

BEST IN THE WORLD.
seriously you suck.

BEST.
no.

IN.
shut up.

THE.
seriously?

WORLD!
die.

I'm not sure what to believe anymore. But I'd rather be cocky and egotistical than self hating and insufferable.

Don't you agree?

I agree.

And you and me, blog? We're important. I can count on one hand, with fingers remaining, the amount of people I fully and undeniably trust.

And those are the important people.

And those are the people who allow me to live " Fidelitas usque ad Finem."

And that's why it's going to be my first tattoo.

Because I'm the best in the world.

Show me some respect.

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