She's a killer, she's my, cyanide sweet-tooth suicide

There is absolutely NO REASON why I chose that song for Brittyn's theme song in ACW (A storyline based e-fed that I'm in. I literally sign up and don't have to do anything!)

Anyway.

I'm not sure I have a lot to say. Also, I'm using my desktop keyboard right now and it's really loud and the keys are far apart and I kind of hate it. It's not as smooth as my other one. That's alright though. I have another one on the way. FO FREE.

(I love Amazon points.)

Like, seriously, my laptop is a desktop. The only thing that's missing is the tower. That reminds me, I really gotta factory reset that fucker one of these days. Thank god for external hard drives.

Headline: I'm drunk again.

Right then, down to business. The other day I promised a blag about someone and their lack of awesomeness in accordance to keeping people hooked.

The idea of being awesome is nothing more than a figment. It cannot be measured quantitatively. There is no scale in existence that can transfer pounds or parts per million in accordance with "awesomeness". To say that one's existence can be described as "awesome" is pandering to their self in the very essence of the word.

If one's condition, one's existence cannot be assumed as "awesome", then one's control also cannot be confirmed as "awesome".

And, really, what is control? Is control a measurement of the movements of others? How does one draw the line between voluntary and involuntary actions? This is a debatable topic as there are arguments for and against the idea of entirely involuntary actions.

Let's say we assume that all actions are voluntary, for the sake of argument. If all actions are voluntary, how could it be that we have involuntary actions for a fictitious measure of human existence? The actions fall on the shoulders of the person performing them, not from an outside measure. Now, to continue the argument, say that the person performing the actions is selfless enough to perform such actions for the benefit of someone else. Would it be right to assume that it is due to "awesomeness"?

No, no it would not.

It is due to the selflessness of the action-doer.

Awesomeness does not exist.

(I ran out of steam.)

Anyway, yeah, that was interesting. You're lucky I went philosophical and not Torch/Shaun Andrews. You get an RP from one of those two and you're buried. Remember that before you try to fight back. Not that you can. My argument is CLEARLY flawless.

Yeah, you ain't got shit.

[boom]

(I suppose you're decently cool. Maybe mildly awesome. MAYBE.)