No.
No. No. No. No. No.
First of all, blog, you will NOT use that title for this post. Fuck that. No. No. No. Absolutely not. I don't care how relevant it may or may not be to what I am going to post about. Take it down.
Dickbag. Whatever.
Anyway. Something bad happened today, besides you sabotaging me with that fucking title, blog.
I dropped the link for the first part of my project. You have no idea how bad this is, blog. Like, this is really fucking bad. It's not even done yet! I mean, sure, I was going to show it off and let you see it before it was done because I have no idea when it's going to BE done, but STILL. It's not that it's UNdone. The first nine parts are very much so done. But the thing in and of itself isn't done. It's like watching an episode of, letsjustpickatotallyrandomshow, Scrubs. Sure. You're watching an episode with a plot. That episode is done and in the books. But the SERIES isn't over. Not yet anyway. Well, okay, yes, Scrubs is done. But you get what I mean. Don't give me that look, blog. I will fuck your shit all up.
Anyway, the worst part is that I dropped all nine links.
Not just the first and second. But the third, the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth!
Not that I'd need to drop all the links and waste the coding and time. I mean, if I were unveiling the whole thing I'd be all "here's the link to the first one and the rest follow if you use the left arrow key." But only a douchecanoe would drop all nine links. A true paranoid, nervous, over zealous fuckwad indeed.
What if someone, like you, finds the links and sees the project and clicks on the hidden project songs?! Then what?! WHAT WOULD I DO.
*sigh* I guess I just don't know. I hope, at least, that if someone were to find the links I accidentally dropped, they would let me know that they did so. Maybe even give me some feedback. (Which hopefully would be anything other than "this is stupid why in the shitfuck are you doing this? Which, coincidentally, is something I will be answering in my next post... at least when I find the dropped links.)
Oh blog, what will I do?
Truly, December 7th is a day that will live in infamy. /obligatory nerd Pearl Harbor joke
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p.s. seriously fuck you and your title, blog.
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So, there was this one time I got up in the morning at like 6:30 because my boyfriend's alarm was going off, and I got out of bed because I needed to take the trash and recycling out, and I had every intention of going back to sleep right away, because it was freaking 6:30 in the morning, but before I went back to bed I went to my computer to quick check my frequently visited sites. And one of them was updated, which was weird, because it was updated not too long ago, and there's usually like, forever between updates. And this update had a bunch of links to stuff and such, and then I spent the next 2 and a half hours reading when all I wanted to do was sleep, but couldn't stop reading. Marely Cyrus. Ha.
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